But in Bath County, Kentucky, the cheerleading squad is banking on the idea that their toilet may be the first to sit in some random Southern yard. Is this an actual attempt at raising money, or a political statement that our schools have literally run out of reasonable fundraisers?
http://bathcountynews.com/toilet-in-the-yard-problem-cheerleaders-have-solution-p3101-1.htm
Have you noticed a toilet sitting in an unusual place…such as someone’s front yard? The Wildcat Potty will be traveling around town, so come out and help the BCHS Cheerleaders “flush” the opponent! If the toilet lands in your yard, the cheerleaders will remove it for a fee of $10. If you want it delivered to someone specific, $5 more will do it. Want to make sure it never comes to your yard again? Just pay an additional $5. Join the Wildcat Spirit and support the BCHS Cheerleaders! Stop by our booth at Friday night’s game for more information!
I have a better idea: The cheerleader squad continually performs cheers in your yard (with megaphones) until you pay them to leave.
ReplyDeleteOr there's always the traditional, wholesome standard: bikini card wash.