Wednesday, September 29, 2010

How can they tell it's theirs?

Here's an interesting fundraiser idea: we'll dump a toilet in your yard, and you can pay us to remove it. For 50% more, we'll put it in the yard of your least favorite neighbor.

But in Bath County, Kentucky, the cheerleading squad is banking on the idea that their toilet may be the first to sit in some random Southern yard. Is this an actual attempt at raising money, or a political statement that our schools have literally run out of reasonable fundraisers?

http://bathcountynews.com/toilet-in-the-yard-problem-cheerleaders-have-solution-p3101-1.htm

Have you noticed a toilet sitting in an unusual place…such as someone’s front yard? The Wildcat Potty will be traveling around town, so come out and help the BCHS Cheerleaders “flush” the opponent! If the toilet lands in your yard, the cheerleaders will remove it for a fee of $10. If you want it delivered to someone specific, $5 more will do it. Want to make sure it never comes to your yard again? Just pay an additional $5. Join the Wildcat Spirit and support the BCHS Cheerleaders! Stop by our booth at Friday night’s game for more information!

1 comment:

  1. I have a better idea: The cheerleader squad continually performs cheers in your yard (with megaphones) until you pay them to leave.

    Or there's always the traditional, wholesome standard: bikini card wash.

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